Who amongst us has not gotten into an awkward situation while traveling? Have you been in this situation where. . .
You have just hopped onto a bus going to a remote area of Peru. The trip will last 7 hours and after 5 minutes on the road you realize you really need to go to the bathroom. Besides you, there are 30 strangers on this bus, happy and eager for this trip, who seem like they have never had the urge to go to the bathroom in their entire lives and the driver has a strikingly unfriendly face. What do you do? Most of us would try to resist, and resist, and resist until the tears would start to run down our faces and we feel so sick that we cannot even say anything anymore because we reached a state of shock that makes us unable to speak. However, nobody can physically resist the urge to use the bathroom for 7 hours, thus unless you want to wet yourself sitting next to a complete stranger, just ask the bus driver to stop for a bathroom break.

You are on a plane, a transcontinental flight of 10 hours to be exact. You have just gotten up to use the bathroom and when you return your seat fellow, who is a bit overweight, has fallen asleep. It is fine on one hand as now you will not have to talk to him for 10 hours, but troublesome on the other hand as you cannot sit back down. Do not stress though, as there is a solution; wake him up and ask him to let you pass. Do not even try to climb over him in the hopes of not waking him up, as he will definitely wake up at probably the most inappropriate moment: when your breasts are right in his face.
You are simply having a bad day, as you did not exactly spend the night in the Madrid accommodation that you had booked, but rather have been traveling from airport to airport, going from a cab to a bus, for 30 straight hours. You have every right to be a bit clumsy, even narcoleptic if you wish. You are quietly drinking a soft drink at the airport, with a mother and child sitting next to you. And of course, you accidentally spill your soda on this angelical little kid. Well, do not start crying, that is the kid’s job, just explain the situation to his mother, offer your help, and buy them both sodas.
You finally reach your destination. You are not staying at a 5-star hotel, rather a youth hostel which will do just fine. You have a nice bedroom that you will share with about 38 other people. Everyone seems friendly and trustworthy. And most of times, that is the case, although one day you might happen to encounter someone who is mentally unstable or a kleptomaniac. Maybe they just want to play a mean trick on you? Let us assume you wake up one day and all of your clothes are gone. You only have what you are wearing. Outraged you want to complain to the front desk only wearing a T-shirt and underwear. Do not do this! Take a deep breath and ask anyone around you to lend you something, so that you are not half-naked in the lobby.
Well, I hope enjoyed these foolish tips? Remember that if you get one of the Madrid apartments no stranger will steal your luggage, although all the other things could still happen to you, sorry!
Maria Climent is a 26-year-old Catalan lady. After studying translation, she decided her life was odd enough to became a humor scriptwriter and by default, a blogger. This is how she is now a mother of no one and a better person. She also cooks her meals.
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